The first thing you must know about abortions is that there are many methods, each with varying degrees of success and pain.
[[Image:Falcon.jpg|50%|thumb|right|See? Completely ''pain free''!]]
== Abortion Methods ==
# The Falcon Punch.
# The "Coat hangar method." (In short: cram that fucker in there.)
# Fall down some stairs.
# Speak Ebonics with a black fellow.

== The Steps ==
[[File:Gourmet 1918.jpg|thumb|right|Who would<small><small><small><small><small>n't</small></small></small></small></small> want to end this [[cancer|life]]?]] 
# Decide that you value convenience over human life.
=== If you decide this... ===
# Find underground abortion clinic.
# Allow creepy, drug-addicted guy to murder your baby. The crime scene shall be your womb, you heartless bitch.
=== If you do not... ===
# Go to [[haruhi|church]], you [[amerikkka|bible-thumping hick]].

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